Today, i was at the salon getting my hair done. The stylist finished about half of my head, when her friend walks in like "i got some kushhh!" she decides to leave me alone for about 15 minutes while she went out back and "took a break" she came back and burnt my head about 8times. MLIB.
Today, i enrolled in this only dance class i used to take. There were no ballet barres. my teacher said 'Everyone to a heater!' I walked around the whole studio until i realized he meant the long heaters that hung on the walls. MLIB.
Today i was sitting next to a fellow Negro on the bus. I then came to realize that he was listening to Taylor Swift. I on the other hand was listening to some fifty. MLIB.