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| I have a brand-new Merecedes E-Class but have yet to fill it with a full tank of gas. MLIB. |
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| Today, my mom got arrested. MLIB |
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| So I'm walking in the subway and I see a friend from middle school. We were very excited to see one another. She asks me what college I was going to and I replied with, Syracuse University. She said "oh cool, I always knew you were really good at basketball". |
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| I got shot at a "Stop the Violence" benefit concert...MyLifeIsBlack |
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| Havent you all heard? Brown is the new black. MLIB |
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| Today i made Kool-Aid. My older brother slid into the room in his boxers with sunglasses on going "Ohhhhhh Yeeeeaaaah." He also kept sliding and hit the pitcher spilling it all over me. I think he did it just cuz im black....MLIB |
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| "us black ppl should still be fighting for our rights!!" "child please, the only thing we fight for is that last piece of fried chicken." |
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| My wedding day is going beautifully, sun is shining, birds are chirping, all the pre-wedding preparations are going off without a hitch. Why then, does my chronically late mother (ON MEGA CP time to the 25th power) miss the damn wedding when she had the rings? MLIB |
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| So today I woke up ready to take on the world. I was feeling fresh with my new suit headed to a job interview. As I was leaving my apartment my neighbor looked out and said HEY YOU LOOK niceee! What’s the occasion COURT? MLIB |
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| Today, I realised that my life is SO black that five or six of the stories on this site are mine. MLIB |
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